Introducing Twisted Beast
“We are two guys based in London who love all things toys and all things beastly and hellish. That’s why we decided to bring all the ideas in our heads into the real world.”
And we should be so glad they did! Twisted Beast is an independent fantasy dildo brand from the UK. They are cranking out some of the biggest, sexiest, most demonic dildos on the market.
The copywriter(s) for the Twisted Beast website absolutely understood the assignment when writing about demon dicks:
“The muscle bull cock is here and He’s ready to ruin your hole. Bael has a smooth, full cock head that leads down to his swollen, bulging shaft muscles. After your hole gets over these you’ll find even more veined and throbbing muscle in this cow dildo. You’ll feel like this bull is knotting you as your hole opens and closes over his twisted cow cock. This demon dick expands in the middle and then gives your hole a break as you get to the base of his fat shaft.”
And they’re not wrong.
My Bael Experience
If you’d asked me 5 years ago if I would be into fantasy/monster dildos I’d have laughed in your face. But this genre and style of sex toy has really grown on me. Not only are fantasy dildos more interesting than more mainstream styles, they tend to be more pleasurable because they are more sculptural and varied in shape. The Bael dildo has curves in all the right places and is proportioned for maximum sensation. The bulges and lobes along the length and the tapered head make it easy and pleasurable for penetration whilst the huge balls make it anal-safe and strap-on compatible. Because Bael is silicone, you’ll want a reliable waterbased lubricant for it like this one from The Natural Love Company.
What you need to know
The Bael dildo is part of the Twisted Beast pantheon. It’s a motley crew of fallen angels, Princes of Hell, and other hell spawn. Each one is creatively re/imagined as a sculptural phallus, and given a name and characterizations, all captured on an amazing collector’s card with art by Vitamin Bara. Every toy comes with its corresponding collector card and a holographic sticker of their logo. You can meet all the Beasts here.
Bang For Your Buck
The sex toy industry can be hard to navigate and interpret. One of the most common questions I get is about value – how to know if a toy is well priced for what it is. This is, of course, totally subjective. The pleasure factor is a big contributor to whether the price of a toy like the Bael dildo becomes a favourite. And who can put a price on pleasure? All joking aside, the Bael dildo starts at £50, $85CDN, $60US for the small size, a completely competitive price for quality silicone toys.
Bael is a Fawkes’ Fave
This bodacious bovine has earned the title of Fawkes’ Fave. It does everything you’d expect it to, the design is deliciously sculpted and the quality, texture, and colour are all awesome. I am more than happy to endorse the Bael dildo and I encourage you to run over to Twisted Beast to get your own!
Many thanks to the folks at Twisted Beast who sent me the Bael Dildo free of charge in exchange for an honest review.
